Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i came on her dog
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
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Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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