But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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