stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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