i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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