You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
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Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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