Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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