Me too!
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
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She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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