My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
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just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
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He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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