I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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