I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
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I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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