Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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