I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
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I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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