I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Randomize