"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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