I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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