its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
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Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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