Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
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So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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