those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
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I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
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Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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