these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
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You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
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She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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