i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
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Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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