When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
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He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
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As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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