This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
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Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm too high and old for this...
Damn victory sex feels great
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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