yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
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My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
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fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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