Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
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A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Who died my cat blue again?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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