How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
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I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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