I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
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Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
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I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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