remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
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dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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