Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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