I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
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Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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