What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
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YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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