he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
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I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
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Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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