you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
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Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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