One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
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she peed on how many people?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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