Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
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Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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