at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
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Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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