I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
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It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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