Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
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The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
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I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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