so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
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You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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