they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
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Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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