piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
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I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
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My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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