Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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