I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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