No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
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How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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