they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize