singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
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Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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