i already hear my dad disowning me
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Randomize