I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
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After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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