You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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