Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
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Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize