genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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